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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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