There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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women's rights.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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