A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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This is an anti-joke.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

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