Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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