Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

deez nuts

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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