Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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