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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

This sentance contains three errers

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

G:nock nock B:come in!

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers