- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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