- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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