Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Anti Joke

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