- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

if you don't like this you're gay

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Potassium? K.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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