- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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