- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

knock knock Goodbye

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

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