- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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