- Anti Joke

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead