Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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