- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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