- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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