What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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