Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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