- Anti Joke

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

what is big and white? Your Mom

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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