whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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You always hear of the 9/11 stories where people who work in the World Trade Centers were late that day or home sick or whatever. My mom also worked there. It was a normal morning, got up to make us breakfast, got us to school on time, the whole bit. After having to do all that stuff, she actually got to work on time, and she died in the attack.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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