5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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