why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Apple hates Blackberry.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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