"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Mogok Papiti.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Are you gay. No. Ok.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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