how man

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friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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