- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Emily Walker.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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