- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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