- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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