Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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are u black unlucky

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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Worms don't like apples.

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