In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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