Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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