hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Read a Book.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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