- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

your so fat. your fat!

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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