I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

This is a random Anti joke.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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