an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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