What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Matthew Wyckoff

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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