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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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