YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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