- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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