Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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