- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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