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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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