How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

I think everybody should have a penis.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

jd and zach loves vigina

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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