why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Latvia isn't a joke

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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