- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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