- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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