- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

batman farted so hes retarded

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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