What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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