- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Get up Look in the mirror

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's 1+1? 69.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A women left the kitchen.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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