- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

angelo snyder is not ga

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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