- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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