- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Massie is a fatass

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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