Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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A young baby died.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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