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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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