hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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