- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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