- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Jovan

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

The bears will win the Super Bowl

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What's long and black? A long and black object.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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