How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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guess what what ...

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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