- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What stops a train? A missile

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