- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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