- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Yo Mama just died.

I dont have a girlfriend

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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