A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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