Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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A van drives into a car.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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