Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why did the zebra cross the road?

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

You are joking right?

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Immigration Laws

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

#Getweird

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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