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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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