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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

su algato es en fuego

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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