- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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