- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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