Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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