- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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