1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Everybody will die

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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