- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

God is real.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Chris is hairy

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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