- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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