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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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