- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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