- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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