- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's 2+2? Fish

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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