One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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The Morman Religion.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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