- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

an emo girl walked into a white room

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Colin is gay but toasters are not

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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