an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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360 NO SCOPE

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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