- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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