- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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