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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What's 2+2? Fish

Your're racist.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Don't believe in Atheists.

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