- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Women's rights

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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