- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a black man? A person

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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